Thursday, June 12, 2008

Beware the Stalkercrotch Orc!

Via James Mishler comes word of the amazingly edifying and nutritious

KOVALIC'S SCROLL OF SWARMING FOURTH EDITION NOMENCLATURE!

As for me, I'm going to be doing well, should I ever DM 4th edition, to resist yelling out at the beginning of combat, "Kuo-toa Harpooner, I choose you! Kuo-toa Harpooner, use your LIghtning Fist Attack! You can do it, Kuo-toa Harpooner! I believe in you!!!"

1 comment:

Oddysey said...

Even better: Thunderwave

Wizard power. Page 159. Also the name of an actual, honest-to-goodness Pokemon power.

The wizard is secretly Pikachu!