Last night, at my kitchen table, Tommy Ocean ("Description: George Clooney), Mikaela "Mikie" Daniels (waitress and Buffy fan), Abraham Lincoln (a supernatural creature who takes the form of our sixteenth president becaus "Abraham Lincoln frees slaves!"), Kazak (an abomination from 2071), and Don Filks Ruth (an assassion from 1865) saved President (Harrison) Ford from Nazi ninjas, but were unable to stop the rest of the Nazis from stealing the Washington Monument and blasting off in it. ("They must be headed for the secret presidential moonbase!")
Odyssey runs Feng Shui. Taste the madness.