Monday, February 18, 2019

Are You Tired of Being Human and Good Posture?

Pruning spam from the comments is damn near a daily thing. It's not unusual to wake and find some ad for Australian limos or alternative utility companies speckled through my posts.

On occasion, however, I get a real doozy. This one combines poor English skills with an insane, whack-a-doodle premise to rise above the rest:


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I will admit, I am intrigued by the idea of posture as integral to being a vampire.

38 comments:

Kyle Maxwell said...

Wait, immortality and an excuse not to have to go outside during the day? That might actually be worth it.

trollsmyth said...

Kyle Maxwell: best read the fine print: ...even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk... ;D

JB said...

I can only hope that someday my spam reaches this level of absurdity. Is there a setting in blogger that I'm not using?
; )

trollsmyth said...

JB: if you figure out what it is, tell me! ;D

BigFella said...

It's all that bending down to bite on necks. It's just murder on the lumbar region.

S. P. said...
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S. P. said...

Oh, good, they've done this several times before and the benefactors are often rich! I was worried this was an experimental procedure.

Anne said...

That sounds like one Ben Marcus' prose-poems from "The Age of Wire and String."

Who knew spambots and postmodern authors would start to converge on one another stylistically?

Jeremy "frothsof" Smith said...

Hahaha amazing, my spam is so boring compared to yours

trollsmyth said...

Well, speak of the devil! ;D

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Well are there any new vampires yet???

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