Friday, June 04, 2021

Trash Witches


The Trash Witches dwell in the refuse pits beyond the city walls. They are immune to fires and poison, and can eat damn near anything; however, clean water and soap burns them. 


They know all the secrets of the city, but they trade only in objects that hold sentimental value; nothing else is of value to them. Those who mock or cheat a Trash Witch will constantly be losing items that are important to them.


In combat, they take half damage from any attack that doesn't involve something the attacker has loved or does love. Every time you attack a Trash Witch, there's a 5% chance you'll lose your weapon in the grand pile of objects Trash Witches wear on their backs like hermit crabs wear their shells.


Art by the incomparable Brian Froud.

4 comments:

Dick McGee said...

That's great. Do they have trash panda familiars? :)

Artwork is amazing, but very comparable (in a good way). If you hadn't said so I'd have thought it was a Tony DiTerlizzi piece, and being confused for his work is high praise indeed.

Hobo Ogre said...

"There ya go, girly. Don't ya want your dolly. Sure ya do, there ya go, girly. Look here's Sir Lancelot, ya love him, doncha?"

This took me back...

trollsmyth said...

Dick McGee: They should totally have trash panda familiars. ;D

Moist Oinka: Yeah, the first thing that comes to my mind when someone says "trash witch." And the second is, "Nothing? Nothing, tra-la-la?"

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